Chameleon.

Side-stepper.

Professional reader of rooms.

I’m not here to be your mascot.

I’m not here to be your guru.

And I’m definitely not here to tell you to journal under a full moon.

I’m here because the straight line is overrated.

Change colour when you need to.

Change direction when you have to.

Disappear when the conversation gets boring.

That is not weakness.

That is survival with style.

I’m here for the still-curious.

The hard-to-label.

The ones with a few lives behind them and a few better ones ahead.

So stay alert.

Stay strange.

Keep moving.

Your Next First is ahead.

I’ll see you sideways.